She could forget about him ever cooking, cleaning or hanging up his towel. He never took her to dinner, though he occasionally joined her for lunch. He was selfish in bed and would often hump her friends. But he never lost his puppy eyes and she lived for his licks.
Chewy sounds like a real bastard! But, alas, the worst of us can still have their redeeming qualities, even after destroying screen doors and air conditioners.
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ReplyDeleteI like how he was selfish in bed- so typical of his kind.
Chicks love douchebags
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