Tuesday, April 26, 2011

All Fantasies Include the Assumption of Free Laundry

Eva has been getting on my last nerve. Ever since she divorced Tony, she’s been texting me non-stop. I’m all like, “listen we’re not exclusive.” But she doesn’t want to hear it. That’s why I’m all about Megan Fox right now. She understands boundaries, and she does my laundry.

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