Yes I am scared of ghosts.

But who isn't. One time I was in camp, I think I must have been about 12. Anyway I went into the bushes to drain the main vain while everyone else was at the campfire and I swear to g-d I saw a ghost. It was huge, covered in hair, had huge claws, and big nasty teeth. It stood up on it's hind....oh I thought you said bears.

fire fire burning bright

Do you know anything about the forests of the night? I don't. I just sit here alone reading old poems. One time a read a poem about this shark named Sharkface. Or was that a movie I saw. I don't know. This stupid and meta. Holy cheese theres a tiger!

Sharkface

In the new england town of Lamityville, where the summers ment tourism and tourism ment money, a great white named Sharkface started eating people. The town sherif, a shark hunter, and Richard Dryfus got on a boat and tried to kill Sharkface. In the ned they were eaten by Jaws.

Industry Heros

Dr. Regulation was up to his old tricks in Capitalism city redistributing the wealth until up in the sky shined the light of industry. Suddenly there on the scene were the Industry Heros! Captain Coal and Big Banking! Together with they're powers of lobbying they sent the Dr. packing.

Fairy story

Once there was a little girl who lived on a farm with her step mother and her two wicked step sisters. She climbed a magic beanstalk and met she met seven dwarves. They gave her a frog which she kissed and it turned into a beast who fell asleep for a hundred years. They all lived happily ever after.

Fisherman's Fairytale

Accidentally dropping the ring in the lake seemed to have cursed their life. The once happy couple became miserable. Today a small fish caught on the end of his line, and he took it home for his wife to cook it. As she opened the fish, there was no ring!

More Drastic Mind Alteration

While dancing at a wedding party a friend inconspicuously put a little bag in his hand. The warning said “Unwanted Or Unnecessary Bonds” but that didn’t stop him from trying it. Next morning he woke up, puzzled, to a ton of messages from unknown contacts, calling him by unjustified nicknames.

Heart Of Change

He is not passionate about many things. But this ‘contact sport’ of challenging a beast with thousands of spectators closely watching gave him a rush, more of a high. When a strong bull charges at him, he beats panic with elegance. He is extremely talented… born to be a matador.

Change of Heart

He is a matador, watching this bullfight at the bar instead of being in it. This time something changed his mind more than a bull’s horn in his thigh ever did. Suddenly he gets his phone out, retires from work and makes a huge donation to the Animal Rights’ Foundation!

Jack, a Morning Person ?

While having breakfast at the deli, Jack observes a couple’s romantic conversation! They’re holding hands and looking in the eye while cheese oozes out of the toast in the plate. Jack being the extremely rude guy he is: “I think I’m going to puke!” but only whispers it to himself.

Life

He tried to find ways to forgive her but couldn’t find one. She kept talking through the tears while he just stood there dazed. There were many things he could forgive but infidelity was not one of them. He placed his wedding ring on the nightstand and just walked away.

Free

Charles had always wanted a tattoo. He never had the balls to get one though. He knew if he wanted to get into Nicole’s pants he’d have to get one. The design was on his arm and the needle struck his skin. Pain ran through his body. He felt free.

Just like that

Jeremy went for a walk after a tough day. He looked at the sky and took a deep breath. Suddenly he felt this feeling of happiness and fulfillment inside him. The world was his to take and nothing could stand in his way. He felt a blade penetrate his flesh.

Frenemies #10

Hector and Pepe had some epic ping pong battles during the quarter. Pepe had won all of them but Hector was determined. The game was too majestic for words and in the end Hector came out the victor. He went over to shake Pepe’s hand but Pepe just walked away.

Pepe Le Douche

Pepe and Stacy had been friends for a while. They talked a lot and took walks together constantly. Pepe knew Stacy was kind of seeing someone but didn’t care. One day after one of their walks Pepe tried to kiss Stacy. She pushed him away and walked away. Typical Pepe.

Mad

He never knew he could be such a tool. Something took a hold of him that day. His tongue just kept going, and his arms just kept moving. His rage took over him; he couldn’t let go- he was in a cage. Until it came, that slap on his face.

Tales

He sniffed his ears, sniffed his toes, sniffed his back and saw his hairs arose. Slowly made his way around, looking at the ground, and found the smell under his tail. Both walked two circles, each sniffing each other’s and finally recognized that they were brothers! The fun had begun.

LOL

Pepe read the stories and laughed. He knew the stories were technically against the rules, and everything he stood for, but he still found enjoyment in the quirky nonsense. Particularly the stories with words and characters. So he laughed and laughed until there were fifty English words on the page.

Frenemies #9

The time to submit was upon them. Hector and Pepe had but a few minutes to upload their contest videos. Hector read the brief so he knew exactly what he had to do. Pepe did not read the brief and struggled miserably. They wagered on whom’s method worked. Hector won.