Yes I am scared of ghosts.

But who isn't. One time I was in camp, I think I must have been about 12. Anyway I went into the bushes to drain the main vain while everyone else was at the campfire and I swear to g-d I saw a ghost. It was huge, covered in hair, had huge claws, and big nasty teeth. It stood up on it's hind....oh I thought you said bears.

fire fire burning bright

Do you know anything about the forests of the night? I don't. I just sit here alone reading old poems. One time a read a poem about this shark named Sharkface. Or was that a movie I saw. I don't know. This stupid and meta. Holy cheese theres a tiger!

Sharkface

In the new england town of Lamityville, where the summers ment tourism and tourism ment money, a great white named Sharkface started eating people. The town sherif, a shark hunter, and Richard Dryfus got on a boat and tried to kill Sharkface. In the ned they were eaten by Jaws.

Industry Heros

Dr. Regulation was up to his old tricks in Capitalism city redistributing the wealth until up in the sky shined the light of industry. Suddenly there on the scene were the Industry Heros! Captain Coal and Big Banking! Together with they're powers of lobbying they sent the Dr. packing.

Fairy story

Once there was a little girl who lived on a farm with her step mother and her two wicked step sisters. She climbed a magic beanstalk and met she met seven dwarves. They gave her a frog which she kissed and it turned into a beast who fell asleep for a hundred years. They all lived happily ever after.

Fisherman's Fairytale

Accidentally dropping the ring in the lake seemed to have cursed their life. The once happy couple became miserable. Today a small fish caught on the end of his line, and he took it home for his wife to cook it. As she opened the fish, there was no ring!

More Drastic Mind Alteration

While dancing at a wedding party a friend inconspicuously put a little bag in his hand. The warning said “Unwanted Or Unnecessary Bonds” but that didn’t stop him from trying it. Next morning he woke up, puzzled, to a ton of messages from unknown contacts, calling him by unjustified nicknames.